We Salute You Shower Beer Patriot!
Are you truly 'Murican? Do you bleed red, white and blue through every pore of this beer-drinkin' country? Then look no further fellow patriot, this eagle has landed!
That's right. This is a shower beer Shakoolie for true 'Muricans. One for the ages. One to let every damn commie know "it's my shower, and I'll booze if I want to!"
This Shakoolie not only frees up your hands, but it also keeps your beer ice cold in a hot shower - all in the name of freedom. And that my fellow patriots is something we fully support. What a beautiful country we live in. U. S. A.
What Will I Get?
- 1 "Muricans For Shower Beers" Shakoolie
- 1 Launch Pad
What Should I Know?
- The Launch Pad requires a smooth surface to stick. It is not a suction cup because suction cups won't stick to porous surfaces like tile (trust us, we tried, here's how a suction cup works). If you have a rough shower wall (like stone), then the pad will not stick. Typical shower tiles and vinyl hold like a champ!
- Be safe with Shakoolie. Always use cans and never use glass bottles. Broken glass will ruin a shower beer.
- Everyone loves shower beers, but be smart. Never drink and drive.