Holy crap. Are you serious? Please tell me you didn't find this post because you've never experienced the full awesomeness of enjoying a cold beer in a hot shower.
I don't believe it. Refuse to ponder. Honestly, you're better than that. You deserve to enjoy everything American about a beer in the shower...
What's a shower beer?
It's easy so I won't bore you with details. A cold beer and a hot shower, that's it son! Trust me, life's simplest pleasures really are that simple...
How does the shower beer compare?
The Shower Beer is the highest level of standards a beer can achieve (next to beach beers). Think Dungeon Master Level 90 in the beer world. It's Rocky Balboa knocking out Ivan Drago. It's taking a roundhouse kick to the face from Van Damme. Really, it's that good... It goes like this:
- Beach Beer > Shower Beer
- Shower Beer > Tailgate Beer
- Tailgate Beer > After Work Beer (After Work Shower Beer? #mindblow)
- After Work Beer > Any Other Beer
Have you experienced life?
If you haven't experienced the incredibility of a shower beer, you haven't experienced life. We (just 2 guys) at Shakoolie have a mission - to make your shower just a little more party. If your objective is a good time, then we suggest you divulge into the finer things of life.
What are you getting at?
Before your next night on the town, after a long day on the job, take an ice cold beverage with you into the shower. Crank the heat, and enjoy it. The founders at Shakoolie want to know, what's your favorite beer time?
Go ahead, let us know below. -Stay Party.
PS: Want to better your shower beer experience? Check out Shakoolie Shower Beer Holders here.