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'Muricans For Shower Beers

$ 9.97


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Inside the US starts at $4. $1 shipping on US orders over $18. Outside the US starts at $15.

We Salute You Shower Beer Patriot! 

Are you truly 'Murican? Do you bleed red, white and blue through every pore of this beer-drinkin' country? Then look no further fellow patriot, this eagle has landed! 

That's right. This is a shower beer Shakoolie for true 'Muricans. One for the ages. One to let every damn commie know "it's my shower, and I'll booze if I want to!"  

This Shakoolie not only frees up your hands, but it also keeps your beer ice cold in a hot shower - all in the name of freedom. And that my fellow patriots is something we fully support. What a beautiful country we live in. U. S. A.

What Will I Get?

  • 1 "Muricans For Shower Beers" Shakoolie
  • 1 Launch Pad

What Should I Know?

  • The Launch Pad requires a smooth surface to stick. It is not a suction cup because suction cups won't stick to porous surfaces like tile (trust us, we tried, here's how a suction cup works). If you have a rough shower wall (like stone), then the pad will not stick. Typical shower tiles and vinyl hold like a champ!
  • Be safe with Shakoolie. Always use cans and never use glass bottles. Broken glass will ruin a shower beer.
  • Everyone loves shower beers, but be smart. Never drink and drive.