10 Things You Secretly Miss About Drinking in College

1. Hangovers didn't exist


2. Or if they did, you slept until 3:30, and started drinking again


3. No Friday classes meant Thursday was the biggest night out


4. Because college football justifies drinking at 8am every Saturday


5. 30-packs of Natty Light (or Keystone Light)


6. Pounding shit-loads of late night drunken pizza


7. Dominating after-bars like a boss


8. Cheap college town beer specials like 0.25 cent drafts


9. Going to Class: 0   Going to Bar: 5,986


10. Because work hangovers are the worse