10 Things You Secretly Miss About Drinking in College

1. Hangovers didn't exist

 

2. Or if they did, you slept until 3:30, and started drinking again

 

3. No Friday classes meant Thursday was the biggest night out

 

4. Because college football justifies drinking at 8am every Saturday

 

5. 30-packs of Natty Light (or Keystone Light)

 

6. Pounding shit-loads of late night drunken pizza

 

7. Dominating after-bars like a boss

 

8. Cheap college town beer specials like 0.25 cent drafts

 

9. Going to Class: 0   Going to Bar: 5,986

 

10. Because work hangovers are the worse